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If you want to do a job properly, you gotta do it yourself. That's the trouble with being as efficient as you are. This month's motto: Delegate or die.

1949, 61, 73

Black is your color this month. You could take advantage of Macao's return to the motherland to risk your fortune on the roulette table, but Lao Ma advises against it.

1950, 62, 74

Christmas comes but once a year and this year you must learn to celebrate the best Western holiday. OK, so it's not your thing, but it's good karma. Send that special somebody a card.

1952, 63, 75

Your lucky foot may let you down as you step into a big mess this month. A short stay in a public sauna could be enough to clean your life up in time for the big party.

1941, 53, 65

Some people want to slit your throat, drink your blood, and squeeze your gallbladder. You should avoid them, if possible.

1942, 54, 66

Your improving form is convincing more and more punters to back you over the longer distances. Remember the fate of Devon Loch.

1943, 55, 67

Dreaming of a starring role in a television kung fu series, you may forget to nail down the new year party arrangements. Hey, ewe, get off of that cloud.

1944, 56, 68

Leave the city now. Get out and stay out. Come back if you must, but not until you're fully rested. But remember before flying off to watch out for millennium banana skins.

1945, 57, 69

Celebrate good times, come on. You work so hard, but you gotta remember roosters can play hard too. Let Lao Ma see you shake your tailfeathers.

1946, 58, 70

The Great Outdoors beckons. Long walks, chasing sticks-- regular exercise is absolutely essential to your canine health.

1947, 59, 71

Go on. Make a pig of yourself. Stick your face in the trough and chow down till the end of the world. That's what you're supposed do best, in any case.